Get ready! I am thrilled to announce the upcoming opening of The Loony Bin, LLC, in September 2025! My new business with specialize in performance enhancement and functional movement-focused massage therapy in St. Paul, MN.
Welcome to The Loony Bin, where massage therapy is all about results—not fluff. I specialize in specific, muscle-focused manual therapy for athletes, active individuals, and anyone dealing with stubborn pain or injuries. Using my background in biomechanics (part physics, part anatomy), I evaluate how your body moves and design sessions to target exactly what’s holding you back.
At The Loony Bin, LLC, I understand the body's incredible capacity for movement and recovery. The approach for each session is rooted in the biomechanical principles of tissues' stress-strain relationship, ensuring the work is tailored to your unique needs and session goals. Whether you’re looking to improve athletic performance, recover faster, or finally find relief from chronic pain, I create personalized treatments that get to the root cause—not just a temporary fix. My approach isn’t your typical spa massage. It’s focused, science-driven bodywork designed to help you feel, move, and perform at your best. I'm here to help unlock your full potential. If I can’t help, I’ll connect you with someone who can. Because your quality of life matters—and you deserve answers.
Visit my calendar and booking site at https://theloonybin.glossgenius.com for more information on services and schedule your first "crazy good" massage session.
I look forward to serving the St. Paul community and helping you feel your best!
The Loony Bin – Crazy Good Massage in St. Paul, MN
Find out why clients in St. Paul/Twin Cities choose The Loony Bin for pain relief, injury recovery, and performance care. Book your session today and experience crazy good massage that actually works.